It's been a weird couple of weeks. And only one thing can fix what ails us all:
1) Angry, irrational characters
2) Alcohol
3) Fist Pumping
Let's work backward, shall we? First, if you've never fist pumped, or are somehow unfamiliar with this exercise in awesomeness, I suggest you try it. Here's an example of it's popularity... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynF6xg5iCvw, and a Wikipedia article explaining the gesture… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_pump.
Next, in all seriousness, how likely are you to fist pump sober? It may feel good, but it looks a bit silly unless you're squad deep. Liquid courage never hurts.
Now it's time to be drunk and in public, get angry over something unimportant, and act irrationally. Like, say...be a physically fit male punching a petite female in the face for talking shit. Oh, wait, you wouldn't. Why?
Probably because you're not a douche bag. I also am not, and wouldn't, though acting irrationally in other ways can be fun. Like arguing loudly on the street outside the bar you just got kicked out of after throwing up in your drink mid-conversation when there's cops around; or pressuring an ER doctor after a delicious meal at Bob Evans to explain to you exactly why it is that you can't contract AIDS from dried blood on a shirt, if by chance whoever's blood it was may have possibly had AIDS...maybe.
Ways that don't end in Snookie getting molly-whopped.
But on TV, it’s hilarious. It all is. And if you’re concerned with the result of accepting the three things listed above in to your social life, DON’T BE! Just don’t be a douche bag, and it’ll work out great. Stories galore… Guaranteed, or your time reading this blog will be returned for a full refund.
